depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal
do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge
Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.
what is the coal doing to the water
Makes sense to me
Once you put the water in the engine it just does that on its own because it’s so scared wants to get out
really glad i didn’t grow up with AI essay writing scandals because i just saw a teacher say that “em dashes give away who’s using AI. high schoolers don’t know em dashes.” lady i knew em dashes carnally in high school. if your student came in wearing a tardis hoodie then that em dash came straight from the heart. the only artificial intelligence there is the worldliness she believes she gained from watching perks of being a wallflower.
csny:
the beautiys of illinois
majestic waterfalls of the north fork of the chicago river
the perilous scraggly peaks of rockford
city state of chicago, viewed from the placid waters of lake michigan
illinois beach state park sand dunes
the joyously colorful rolling hills of terre haute
shawnee national forest
lower wacker drive
the state’s great capital, springfield
the rambling eastern border along the mississippi river
paul bunyan statue
me: “hey i think i might be bisexual.”
friend: “that’s cool, thanks for letting me know.”
lois griffin after getting turned into a gas station:
You there! Federal museum professional educator or FEMA climatologist or NOAA metereologist or CISA cybersecurity specialist or Army civilian logistics employee. How would you like to work for ICE? No? Not interesting? You’re working for ICE now. You’re working for ICE or you’re quitting. You don’t get a choice. You’re an ICE brown shirt or you’re out of a job.
This is not hyperbole. This is happening across the entire United States government.
Today my museum announced three employees are ‘surplus’ and have been offered jobs with ICE.
The Army is deactivating two commands and combining them. The surplus civilian employees from this merger? Sent to ICE.FEMA has been forced to transfer employees to ICE mid-hurricane season.
Nobody wants to work for ICE, nobody wants to be la migra. So they’re forcing it to happen at all costs.
theyre also offering nearly 100k starting salary, $50k bonuses, debt forgiveness to try to get more people to be ok with becoming gestapo agents 🤢
Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one
By: Thomas D. McAvoy
From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior
1965
It’s kinda hard to “attribute to ignorance rather than malice” when that ignorance is the product of centuries of malice.
It’s more of a case of “is this conscious individual malice or the constant background malice that permeates all things?”
“Thunderstorms possible in the next few hours” please dont play with my heart like this.
I BROKE THE HTML CODE AND FUCKED UP MY ASK BOX I;M SO SORRY IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION OR SOMETHING PLS GO TO MOBILE UGH
